I see dead people… shakin’ that ass… shakin’ that ass

Who wants to be buried anymore? It’s old fashioned.

It’s a romantic notion.

Rotting in the ground? Your body slowly decomposing as you’re eaten by thousands of bugs? How is that a romantic notion?

But you are sort of…you know… giving back to the earth.

I think the earth can do without your corpse.

Yeah if I was the Earth I would try to get a refund for you.

What does that even mean?

Shutup. I was just trying to get in on this conversation.

Well how do you want to be disposed of.

Disposed of? Now that’s putting it romantically.

Well I’d be cremated.

Yeah.

Cremation. You. Aren’t you religious?

Yes , but the disposition of my body has nothing to do with whether or not I’ll make it to heaven

Maybe not, But I do find it curious that you, who believes in Jesus, God and all that jazz would choose to dipose of your body by subjecting it to one of the main iconic features of hell.

Pitch Forks?

Fire.

It’s clean.

What would you do with the ashes?

Well I wouldn’t do anything with them, I’d be dead.

Put them on display?

… in a crematorium or on the mantle?

Sorry, what would your family or friends do? What do you want done with you ashes?

Spread them at sea.

That’s risky.

Why?

Could be windy! Could blow back in the spreader’s face.

Is that what they call the relative/friend who releases the ashes, the spreader?

Ha. Well the certainly don’t release the ashes, they aren’t struggling to get out.

Well, that is the thing about tiny ceramic urns, they have no ensuite.

That costs extra.

You’d rel… spread the ashes downwind so they don’t come straight back at the “spreader”

What you talking about?

Death and burial.

Cheery.

Approprate.

?

Dearest Mother.

Ha.

What do you want done with your body?

Cremation, but I’m donating my organs.

To whom?

To McDonalds…To people who need them, you douche.

Yeah, McDoanlds.

I’ll have a Mc Liver.

Well I better make that burger as disgusting as possible. (drinks)

Donating eh? I’d feel a bit… about that.

Empty?

Funny… Weird.

I’m going to donate my body to science.

(Laughter)

I’m sure they’ll find a lot.

Yeah, I mean what more is there to learn?

What not to do by the look of you.

Fuck off!